Fun with Physics

(hăd'rŏn') pronunciation n. Any of a class of subatomic particles that are composed of quarks and take part in the strong interaction. [Greek hadros, thick + -ON1.] hadronic had·ron'ic adj. Read more: http://www.answers.com/topic/hadron#ixzz1rqWdLVc6 And here too. It just occurred to me that along with quarks come quirks. I'll spell it out. An anagram for hadron is hardon or hard on. That can't be an accident; physicists are fucking comedians too. They are shooting hadrons at each other or into each other all over the place. They talk about the birth of the universe as a big bang. My too literal mind only now picked this up. They hid it from me in plain sight, very clever. They talk about quarks as up or down, strange, anti-quarks, pions,pee on, pie on, mesons, mess on, baryons, bury one, antipions, anti pie, so on and so forth. I can see them saying, "I got your large hadron collider right here", as they grab their crotch. They say they can make black holes too; now that's deep stuff. Do they rib each other like school boys? Kiss my hadron you quark. Enough pleeease.